They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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