seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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