I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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