3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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