you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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