I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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