Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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