I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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