I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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