Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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