dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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