but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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