I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
