I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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