return my video game
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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