mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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