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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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