i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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