we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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