she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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