your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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