Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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