Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
