it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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