So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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