Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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