I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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