i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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