Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think my fart just growled at me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
