so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize