In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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