just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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