I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My bed smells like the plague
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