my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My ass is underappreciated
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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