wanna go halves on a baby?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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