I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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