Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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