I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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