he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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