when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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