didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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