So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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