I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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