I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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