what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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