just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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