i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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