A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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