butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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