You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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