I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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