I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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