she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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