Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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