There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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