Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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