She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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