i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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