Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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