What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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